do not put your measuring tape in the washing machine it is not a good ideaa

night-vale-community-radio:

the fastest way to a man’s heart is with a very sharp knife

tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

tokomon:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my fucking god

BONE TITTIES

(via ann1karp)

(Source: canadian-asian, via thefrogman)

(Source: orangeskins, via ann1karp)

thagal:

no offense but unfollow me if you wear shoes in your house

I have so many questions about how this works

and most of them are “how does your house stay clean” 

(via ann1karp)

"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."

(via missinyouiskillingme)

What the fuck kind of people turn into monsters at 2am are they werewolves

(Source: visua-liz-e, via ayankha)

deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real
people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage
you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

deonte-s:

justanotherrreblogger:

This is why 4chan raided Tumblr, nobody likes Tumblr feminists, NO ONE.

i can’t believe people eat this shit up like it’s real

people can just type up the wildest fake “SJW” text they can think of and it just travels infinitely around communities desperate enough to get their anti-SJW rocks off that they’ll jump at the chance to attack this fake ass manufactured SJW strawman garbage

you’re thinking “damn i’m the strongest tiger in the zoo, let this be a lesson that i will catch and kill every rabbit that dares to encroach upon my domain” meanwhile everyone else is laughing watching you rip apart a stuffed animal because you can’t tell the difference

(via ann1karp)

deliciousghosts:

I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities

(via ann1karp)

stopdreamingstartflying:

Bus