i think the most inaccurate part of the reboot movies is that jim kirk hasn’t ripped his shirt yet. not once. did they even watch tos?? he ripped his shirt like every three episodes.
okay but can you imagine Bucky fucking something up and Steve’s laughing at him and Bucky glares and goes “Would you stop laughing at my boner and help me do something about it?”
and somewhere in the background Sam chokes on his food, knocks his knee into the counter and falls over to curl up on the floor and Steve just laughs louder