manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

manicbotanic:

I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.

(via lgbtlaughs)

rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

(Source: bobbyhoying, via ann1karp)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

(via ann1karp)

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

jenovasynthesis:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

You’re Breaking My Heart.

Also this!

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK

…when The Walking Dead provides the much needed happy moment of the day…

Why and how and why?

How I met your Mother

look at him

because CASTIEL!

never drop a skull

you know who you are

also

what site is this

but I love when this scene shows up on my dash

I don’t know why 

how on earth could you even have sex with a bee

he looks so happy

because bees

I have never understood this

………..This looks strangely like poetry. About bee sex.

(via ayankha)

The Dreaded Leola Root

(Source: thevoyagereternals, via startrekgifs)

jamalroth:

i want to be best friends with someone on here and skype and text all the time and watch stupid movies and talk about boys and girls and i just want friends

(via ayankha)

little-fergy:

this man is incredible

(via ayankha)

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

(via ayankha)

iamsavingtheuniverse:

so my cat does this weird thing where she’ll play with something and then all of a sudden she’ll start meowing because everything single time she gets her claw stuck and then she’ll just look at me meowing because she expects me to get her unstuck. every. single. time. 

(via thefrogman)

Tags: my cat

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via ayankha)