do not put your measuring tape in the washing machine it is not a good ideaa
the fastest way to a man’s heart is with a very sharp knife
no offense but unfollow me if you wear shoes in your house
I have so many questions about how this works
and most of them are “how does your house stay clean”
"Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm."
What the fuck kind of people turn into monsters at 2am are they werewolves
(Source: visua-liz-e, via ayankha)